I was walking to the bathroom today at work and I got the most god-awful stink-eye from some prissy up-tight 30-something... PERSON!!! I hate people so much. I can't express it enough.

why do I hate people? cause people are stupid, the majority anyway. and if you don't think so, then you're either way to nice or you're one of them. those are the facts. I'm not pointing fingers, just stating facts. hell, I used to be a stupid person myself. I became enlightened one particular day when I was 14 years old. I don't recall all of the events of that day, but I do recall that it was a veritable parade of stupid that rumbled across my field of vision like a herd of cows. moooooooooooooooooooooo.

I have become friends with people who were too nice to think that people were stupid. I then began the cleansing process, removing the layers of caked on humanity. my wife was one of my toughest projects but now she's my best pupil. we have such "fun" when we go to walmart now, whereas before she thought I was just being mean.

if you're up for a lesson, hang out with me in a mall or a crowded store of some kind, I'll be glad to squeegy your third eye clean and show you the real world.